Chillin' out so hard you're basically spreadin' all over the place.
- Hey, wat'cha doin'?

- Nothin'. Just spreadin'.
by martinspreads April 11, 2010
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The spreading of the gluteus maximus in women when they out grow their teen years. When a women eats too much and her ass grows larger and larger.
My ex-wife was stricken with Gluteal Spreadinitis after eating too many Twinkies and Ho-Ho's.
by farting dumb ass March 12, 2009
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When someone is extremely jealous of how cool you are, they might start "spreadin' the jelly" in response
Friend 1: "did you hear about the cow that lost her babies?"
Friend 2: "yeah, now she's 'decaffeinated'! ahahah!!"

Bystander: you guys are stupid

Friends 1 and 2: man, don't be spreadin' the jelly, you know you wanna be us
by clowny g March 3, 2011
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Spreading your ass cheeks while having sex. Spreading your ass cheeks while taking a shit. Basically spreading your ass cheeks for any reason.
Oh look! Mark is spreadin ham behind that tree.
by markassamous October 15, 2013
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The two cowboys proceeded on horseback up the mountain, knowing full well their saddles wouldn't be the only things spreadin' rim that evening.
by Ajmontana July 12, 2019
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A handshake occurring after masturbating, but before washing one's hands.
Greg just masturbated.
Greg did not wash his hands.

20 minutes later Greg meets Larry (Handshake)
Greg was just Spreadin the Love.
by Chris Nice June 12, 2012
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