splork

When browsing the Internet: To accidentally close a browser page you wanted open. Generally meaning you'll have to go back to Google and re-search the term over and figure out which link was the page you wanted. Happens often when you have multiple pages up and inadvertently close the one you wanted. Also applies to accidentally closing documents without saving them.

Hmm, let me close these other pages and go back to the Ferrari wallpaper site. Aw crap, I just splorked myself!

by Stowevtc July 19, 2006

Splurt

Bowels that are half way between firm and diarrhea

About the consistancy of cow pies. (examplel: I got to take a splurt)

by Steve Lassila September 20, 2007

splurt

A substance secreted from the vagina when a woman is turned on or sexually aroused.

I splurt every time he so much as rubs against me.

Every time I see him, I splurt.

by now unsheltered February 18, 2009

Splurt

When someone makes a various motion with their hands.

"He just splurted into a thisword motion"

by Xeno March 20, 2003

splork

to ejaculate or an ejaculate

No splorking on others!
Keep your splork to yourself

by Anonymous November 7, 2002

splorch

Spooge, cum, semen, ejaculate. SPLORCH!

I splorched all over that bitch's face and in her hair.

by Bart Wilkins March 25, 2003

super sport

Originally from the '57 Corvette SS, a race car designed by Zora Duntov. Eventually applied to the Impala and Nova, then the Chevelle, then the Camaro and the Monte Carlo, etc. Alawys the biggest and most powerful version. Now being abused by Chevy. The have a Malibu wagon with a 240hp V6 that they call an "SS." And don't even get me started on the Cobalt.

The only good modern Chevy SS models are the Monte Carlo and Impala SS, the Silverado SS, and the Camaro SS. All others (Trailblazer, Cobalt, Malibu) suck.

Old Super Sport (SS) motors-

425hp 409c.i. V8 w/ dual quad carburetors
375hp 396c.i. L78 V8 w/ solid lifters
450hp 454c.i. LS6 V8 w/ big Holley double-pumper & alum. heads

by merica December 28, 2005