text pretend

Pretending to be with another person via text, while being geographically separated.

John: Hey Samantha, I won't be able to make it out to SF tonight, so we will pretend to hang out via text.

Samantha: You mean text pretend?

by Bryck April 19, 2014

sam prater

A pretty litty guy, always happy and never triggered, which can be a little frustrating. If the Sam Prater you know has glasses, he will be awesomer.

Woah, Sam Prater, like never gets mad!

I know, weird, right?

by TTHE COOL GUY September 26, 2017

friend pretend

When a child imagines a friend.

My boy is friend pretending.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Mineman Pretend

Mineman Pretend is a term for Minecraft Roleplay servers. Basically D&D but usually more focused on roleplay and less on mechanics, with your avatar's skin representing your character's appearance, your character's placement in the world representing where your character is in the world, and plugins to make your chat messages only appear to players in a certain radius.

I sure wish my old Mineman Pretend server hadn't shut down. I had a lot left to do with my character. Oh well, I'll try applying to this new server, Saphriel.

by Minemanner October 8, 2019

Joe Prater

Someone or the act of a self deprecating sexual advances or solicitation for an affair with a much younger co-worker

Dude, tommy is such a joe prater, I cant believe he asked Lisa to smash, she is like half his age.

by Dickie Vega July 29, 2020

Prey pretending

To act helpless or hurt to attract attention or help.

The Russian girl on 90-day Fiance was "prey pretending" to get a relationship with the guy.

by Altruist333 November 16, 2021

First pretender

Members of first responders clubs who actively avoid their duties.

You: Bilal! Go help that injured person!
Bilal: No.
You: Bilal you are a first pretender.

by dabossdud June 13, 2022