HJ Mitch

L game, go-karting merchant, into his 4th cousin and still got no rizz

HJ Mitch simped and bought nuggets for women and they ate them and ran away L rizz

by HJMitchNorizz November 30, 2022

Mitch

Mitch, a kind guy who can be really annoying. He’ll pay attention to anything you say and try to remember, even if it’s really stupid. He’s good at keeping a conversation going but once again- he’s annoying. He’s really loud and talks too much, he also probably can’t keep a girlfriend if he gets one somehow. He’s handsome to some but ugly to others, even though he’s a gymaholic. Try to be nice to a Mitch if you meet one because if you break his heart he will keep it to himself, and break himself down. You always want to know a Mitch.

Girl one: “Hey there’s Mitch! Isn’t he cute?”
Girl two: “Ewww no he’s ugly- personality wise too!”

by Mitchpleaseaskmeout March 30, 2022

Mitch

a white knight

GeneralMitch is Fuslies White Knight

by boizaf October 12, 2021

mitch

a mitch is a male version of a bitch.

kevin hart ain't no mitch.

by bessisbetter August 1, 2014

mitch kurts

Mitch kurts is the biggest tool you could imagine and he loves penis pie

You're boyfriend is such a mitch kurts sometimes.

by Youreguyohsure May 27, 2017

Mitch rapp

Badass motherfucker who should not be messed with

Holy shit Mitch rapp just killed someone

No shit Sherlock he is a assassin

by Just a country girl May 1, 2022

Mitch Adrian Devries

A major pussy who is the basic embodiment of autism, the type of guy to think shrek is love shrek is life is still funny in 2018. Someone you should not approach unless the only thing you wanna taste is the cold barrel of your grandfathers shotgun in your mouth.

You think big shaq is still funny? Youre such a Mitch Adrian Devries

by YeetMasterJeff January 4, 2018