gooned up

To be in a state of extreme inebriation, very drunk

"Me and the boys are getting a couple of cubes and gettin' gooned up."

"He's all gooned up and I think he is going to bed".

"We started tailgating at 9, so by 2, we were pretty gooned up."

gooned up by DericP June 11, 2008

Goose-Stepping 

Stomping around pissed off and screaming. Throwing stuff around. Mad and making sure everyone knows it.

Man I could hear Dolo Goose-Stepping all night last night at his girl.

Goose-Stepping by SoloDolo8 December 15, 2018

Royal Goose 

An alcoholic beverage that is composed of 25% Crown Royal, 25% Grey Goose, and 50% Sprite.

I got completely wasted off that Royal Goose last night.

Royal Goose by whoistoddjones December 1, 2010

Grinding the Goose 

To masturbate. Equivalent to "stroking the chicken", whacking off, or wanking.

"Hey man have you seen Jonny?"
"No dude, he's probably in his room, grinding the goose."

Grinding the Goose by MCNAIL September 1, 2012

[You done goofed up]

When you do something bad and cant fix it coz you'll probably lose something or someone

Ray:i cheated on my girl with her mom and and sister bruh
Jacob:bruh you done goofed up

[You done goofed up] by Bitch google gave birth to December 23, 2014

loose off the goose 

buzzed or drunk. typically off of Grey Goose Vodka (bottle service at the club).

I dont know what I was thinking when I said that, I must have been loose off the goose.

loose off the goose by DirtyWaterbury October 20, 2016

Strangling the goose 

An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.

I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.

Strangling the goose by Fi69 May 2, 2020