Guff-Cack

Something, someone or situation is sub-standard or poor.

That film was guff-cack

by Sam Charlick May 30, 2008

Gruffalo Hunt

The search conducted by lonesome males for females that are so unattractive and/or morally bankrupt and/or blind and/or cheap that they will definitely sleep with them.

Dude this is such a sausagefest, it's about time we went on a gruffalo hunt.

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011

Gluff

Originated in NYC

-used when understanding something
-can also be used as a way of saying thanks
-same as the word "alright"

Understanding something
Teacher: and that's how you get the answer
Student: Gluff...

Thanking someone
Friend 1: Hey bro you dropped this dollar on the floor
Friend 2: Gluff bro I needed that I'm really hungry.

Using it as the word alright
Friend 1: Yo I'll see u at the party later tonight.
Friend 2: Yea gluff bro I'll see you there

by Robert826 May 16, 2016

gaff

chilled out party. most girls where a tight dress and trainers, boys jeans and a branded shirt. very popular among teenagers.

aye, you goin' to Karen's gaff this weekend?

nah dude, weren't invited smh

by pandaeatingbamboo September 17, 2018

Spade Gaff

A place or property which is frequented by blacks.

I'm not going in that spade gaff.

by Liberal White Male May 16, 2007

gruffty

tramp like person, who wears smelly clothes and stinks a bit

er you dirty gruffty, tramp like stinking pog!!

by big dog 1975 August 24, 2006

the gruffudd

triangle area of the man, involving the cock cuts downward.
this name comes from a mispronounciation, of the last name, of the welsh actor "ioan gruffudd" (correctly pronounced, yo-wahn, griffith) seen in a revealing shower/towel pose.

gawd, what a hot gruffudd.
eww, i hate dirty pictures that show the gruffudd. i want to throw up seeing all that hair.
he is so fat, his gruffudd is a giant fat bulge.

by zeugma July 29, 2008