The Johnzze Fund

(Tha`Jon`zee`Fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of sexual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned Johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.

i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"

"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"

"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"

1-800-I Need ASS

by John February 23, 2004

fender

1) One of the shittiest and over-hyped guitar companies in the world.

2) In addition to #1, they suck.

Jerry: "Craig, I just bought my fagbaby a Fender!"
Craig: "Nice job, dickwad, now he's going to be just as gay as you."
Jerry: "WHAT?! What do you think I should have bought for him?"
Craig: "A Rickenbacker."

by TehMonny May 29, 2007

Fudderwack

is when you masterbate extremely vigerously when you're parner is asleep next to you to the point where they wake up.

- If you wake them up by your grunts of enjoyment.
- If you wake them up by accidents making contact with their body and your member.
- If you wake them up with covering them in ejaculate.

"Sorry dear, I didn't mean to fudderwack you"

by Boyo Lewis April 18, 2010

fund it

A phrase usually said in jest to mock another person's idea. The idea is usually stupid and lame with little market value.

Person A: Okay so get this...how about for a new video game, we pit four players against a zombie invasion! Except here's the twist: all the zombies are CLOWN zombies!
Person B: FUND IT!

by Mattanonymous February 15, 2009

fender bender

A sexual offender who finds ways around and/or loops within his/hers given rules.

"I wasn't within 250 ft. of the school, I was within 252 ft. of it!"
"Don't be a smartass, that is still way to close, you fender bender."

by LoversLane!@^^ July 22, 2016

fender bender

hard rockin', axe wielding amigo obviously favouring the fender as his weapon of choice.

the fender bender's opening riff proceeded to rock my socks off

by Roo April 6, 2004

fonder

to leave; to get the hell out of (but in the manner that does not require hurry)
usually done lazily

emm: yo this is boring as hell
ham: yeah b, let's fonder
emm: let's

by P.M.B. February 4, 2008