6 definitions by TehMonny

1) A man's personal supply of pleasure-inducing sandwich topping

2) A not-so-very-subtle euphemism for cum.
Craig: "So Bill, what's a big giant fag like you like to have for lunch?"
Bill: "Well, I usually have a big dick sandwich dripping with man mayonnaise."
by TehMonny April 09, 2007
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The result of gay sex.
Craig: "Dude, the condom broke when you were jamming me in my ass. I'm pregnant."
James: "Aww, foreals? We're having a fagbaby?"
Craig: "I guess so, unless I get an abortion or shit it out."
James: "Let's name him Garbagecan."
by TehMonny March 22, 2007
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When a same-sex couple (contextually male) adopts a child to symbolize their love. Similar to, but different from, a fagbaby.
Jerry: "Craig! I've got fantastic news!"
Craig: "What's that?"
Jerry: "Tom and I are fagdopting! It's the first fagdoption in our state!"
Craig: "Oh, fun. Want to have gay sex?"
by TehMonny April 09, 2007
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1) One of the shittiest and over-hyped guitar companies in the world.

2) In addition to #1, they suck.
Jerry: "Craig, I just bought my fagbaby a Fender!"
Craig: "Nice job, dickwad, now he's going to be just as gay as you."
Jerry: "WHAT?! What do you think I should have bought for him?"
Craig: "A Rickenbacker."
by TehMonny May 14, 2007
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1) The city from which all of homosexuality originates.

2) The capital of Phaghzakstan, the country from which all of homosexuality originates.
Craig: "Yo, Ima send that homo all the way back to Phaghdad."
Jerry: "Nice. How's the fagbaby?"
Craig: "He's actually doing pretty good."
Jerry: "Oh, fantastic."
Craig: "Yeah."
by TehMonny April 09, 2007
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A heavily stylized form of English in which one implements that of Olde English, very elaborate metaphors and sometimes blank verse.
All Shakespearean works use Shakespeak
by TehMonny September 02, 2007
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