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honey bunches of oats

Not CEREAL
it's like Honey
or sweetie
babe, baby,
Hey honey bunches of oats lets get to bed.
by deserted is1and February 23, 2009
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Brounch

The sound it makes when a body part gets closed in a car door.
My hand has been killing me ever since oscar fucking brounched my hand in the car door.
by YesIamTwo December 12, 2009
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Brenchley

A shit-hole "park" situated in Maidstone, comprised of a bandstand, a monument, benches and obese pigeons. Various species of teenager may be spotted here, including the chav/pikey, the goth, the emo, and occasionally the scene kid.

Commonly, teeny-boppers may hang around here trying to find 18 year olds to buy them fags.

Beware the pikeys. They will drink their cheap cider and beat you up if you are not in numbers equal to or greater than their own.
Person 1; "Brenchley later?"
Person 2; "yeah man."
by IShatOnThatDoorstep December 7, 2010
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bunchage

a distinctively male body part also known as a trouser snake or skin flute--used by Pride and Prejudice fan fiction authors as a euphemism for Mr. Darcy's naughty bits
Elizabeth, newly made Mistress of Pemberly, marveled at the size of Mr. Darcy's bunchage.
by firestonedust February 4, 2010
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sack bunch

The uniquely male sensation of having one's scrotum squished into an uncomfortably small area or configuration due to unfortunate seating arrangements. The most common culprit is that poorly-placed knot in your blue jeans where all four denim panels get sewn together at Scro Central.

Causes include sitting quickly and carelessly in hot, humid weather when the twins are just a-danglin', shifting in car seats while seat-belted, any form of self-induced frontal wedgie (often from scooting forward on a cloth-upholstered seat), or a combination of the above.

In particularly blessed gents, sack bunch can result in sitting on one's own balls. Honorable and impressive as the feat sounds, the sensation makes one want to cry and puke simultaneously. Not recommended.
Lady Passenger: Why are you grabbing at yourself? Shouldn't you be concentrating on driving?

Male Driver: Gaah! I got sack bunch! If you just planted your ass on your own man-marbles, you'd be skittish too!
by The Evil Steve August 28, 2005
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Bruncle

The hybrid formation of a brother and an uncle. Common in Tasmania, Australia.
"I tried to do my family tree but I didn't know where to put my bruncle"
by Brunkle March 3, 2009
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Olive Branch

By far the best city in the state of Mississippi. Conveniently located just miles from the heart of Memphis, but far enough away to avoid being hit by stray bullets. This charming city has history all the way back to when the land was "bought" by Mayor Wesson from the Native Americans. His home in the historic "Old Towne" district is a symbol of pride for many Olive Branchians. The west portion of Olive Branch is populated by fast-paced urban city dweller people, while citizens that live in the east usually tend to enjoy the simpler things in life. Also more black people live in the east.
Dude: Have you ever been to Olive Branch?
Other Dude: No, but I heard it's a magical place.
Dude: That it is, bro.
by tvrnhntr January 13, 2011
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