beleet

gangsta enunciation of the word "believe"

Nigga, you beleet dat?!

by OG-Frank January 21, 2008

Beetlejuicing

A phenomenon often appearing on Reddit. It's when a user posts literally anything and someone with a relevant username posts a reply. Similar to Username Checks Out.

User1234567: The average southerner's brain is slower than a 20 year old computer.

Your_Average_Southerner: Well screw you too.

User8910: r/ beetlejuicing

by Exterminator (not really) June 4, 2020

Beetrooted

Noun. A new 'state-the-obvious-and-point-out-what's-pointless' phrase to describe the state of a sunburnt person who shares the complection of either a red lobster, red tomato or, alas, a bloody beetroot.

Woman: "Man, you're so sunburnt!"

Man: "I know, I'm pretty beetrooted..."

Woman: "You mean, beach rooted ... HA!"

Man: "I hate the beach."

by goudystout February 20, 2011

Beet

usually describes a girl who's pussy has been fcuked a lot and is not tight anymore, or the girl her self is beet.

"yo that chick is beet." or "her face is beet" or "shes so beet!"

by TReelogdecarHustlE May 1, 2007

Bleeting

Bleeting - A hybrid of blogging and tweeting, as in posting to a blog with a maximum of 140 characters. A form of journalism as haiku.

The Wall Street Journal had a live blog of President Barack Obama's Feb. 24, 2009 speech in which editors were bleeting -- posting 140 character comments as the President spoke.

by JBBlanco February 25, 2009

Beethoven Masturbation

The act of Masturbation committed by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.

Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...

Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.

Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?

by infernlmagician February 4, 2009

Beet

To go red/blush.
Beet -> Beetroot -> Red

OOoohh,,Look at Avril!!! She's beet!!!

by Ella,eh,eh,eh February 25, 2008