bed gravey

The sexual act carried out in the north of england (particularly regions around manchester) in which one massages oneself in beef gravey prior to other sexual acts. The act is thought to make it a more palatable experience.

Slut: "I'd take you with gravey if my boyfriend wasn't sitting right here"
Me: "You into the ol' bed gravey then love?"

by Stephiethehedgegod June 10, 2011

bed room cardboard

Bed room cardboard is when you cum onto your (or someone elses) bed sheets and leave to dry resulting in hard and crispy bed sheets

I forgot to clean up after i finished jerking last night. Hope my mom dont see all my Bed Room Cardboard

by Ska Face92 June 29, 2008

bed nigga

It's when white people snatch you from your bed .

Sleep tight don't let the bed niggas bite

by 1738tiger June 28, 2016

Bed Browsing

Browsing for a random persons bed to sleeping in. Knowing the person is not necessary.

Cara: "Where are you sleeping tonight?"
Ali: "I don't know yet, I'll probably just end up bed browsing."

by Ninicole April 13, 2008

bed crumbs

Noun. Bread crumbs whose natural habitat is your girlfriend's cosy bed, rather than the bread bag, so as to annoy the hell out of the both of you.

Honey, there's something prickling me under the covers. Do you think it's another handful of your famous bed crumbs?

by lady dlytful August 22, 2010

bed weather

is when it gets so hot and steamy in the bed that it actually starts to rain underneath the sheets and blanket.

Bro, me and my girlfriend were going at it so hard and long that bed weather actually happened.

by wetbed October 26, 2013

bed touchers

Breasts so large that when the woman lies down, her boobs flop and touch the bed

When you see a woman you say "Look at those bed touchers"

by SSSSkip August 16, 2007