axel

he's a spanish hottie

literally this boy will drive you crazy in so many ways

he's a hot meanie boyfriend but tbh he loves being treated like a baby

he needs to be protected he's too precious to be hurt

he'll make up his own cute but random words

like ameising and yope

and overall he's just perfect as fuck

also did i mention he's hot?
he's gonna see this so hey baby i love you

zainab: what you upto hoe?
lay: im just talking to my baby axel, he's so perfect

zainab: awhh you guys are cute

axel by chipsmarais May 18, 2020

axewound 

A wet, dripping pussy.

I shoved my monstrous dork into her axewound.

axewound by Goad January 20, 2003

Axehole 

When a person sprays a large amount of Axe Body Spray in a locker room in an attempt to mask the smell of terrible B.O.

"I'd rather smell Osama Bin Laden's crack than have to whiff this dreaded axehole infested locker room."

"Grow a pair, faggot."

Axehole by Hi I'm OrdealByFire March 15, 2009

axeuup 

axeuup (AKA axe) is a term used to describe a really good player. Has the tendency to rape at most games he/she plays and is frequently called a hacker and/or modder because of how good he/she is.

Wow, that player just totally owned us. He's such an axeuup!

axeuup by Anony753 August 6, 2011

Axefoliator 

A person who chooses to not shower regularly, and in turn thinks that using half a can of axe to cover up their body odor is perfectly acceptable, but actually makes them smell worse. Generally leaves nearby persons asphyxiated.

Person 1: What's that horrible smell?

Person 2: Nick just showered in his axe spray..

Person 1: Ew! I can't breathe...what an axefoliator!

Axefoliator by lucyluck September 12, 2012

Axel Chains 

HOTTEST BITCH ON EARTH. Apart of the fictional band Your Favorite Martian aka YFM.

Oh, Axel Chains is so hot..

Axel Chains by crepe (real) August 16, 2022

axel foley

One of the greatest characters in movie history. Known for his distinctive laugh and ability to routinely lie and get away with it. Played by Eddie Murphy, Axel Foley dominated Beverly Hills Cop and Beverly Hills Cop II. Unfortunately he also appeared in Beverly Hills Cop III, which was more or less a cinematic abortion.

The first time I watched Beverly Hills Cop I spent the next six months trying to laugh like Axel Foley

axel foley by the gunn1983 February 18, 2010