Topsham Can Crusher

The act of masturbating with an arizona iced-tea can in a public school bathroom.

Barry: Did you hear about those two new girls from texas?
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other

by Smegma Pirate May 20, 2010

torpedoed the lifeboat

When someone deliberately burns a source of help (an employee, friend, etc.) out of spite or stupidity. Similar to burning a bridge, this happens when someone is so short-sighted, they don't realize the effect their negative actions will have on their lives and the lives of others.

I wonder what Jeanne is going to do for computer help now that she fired Alex for no reason whatsoever. Man, she really torpedoed the lifeboat.

by zerodark November 17, 2010

topshop princess

A person who buys their entire wardrobe from topman / Topshop usually on payday.

Eg look over there, it's Lockey he's a real Topshop princess

Look over there it's Lockey, yeah bro he's a Topshop princess

by Topshop-princess September 15, 2015

topslop

Whe you are fucking a girl, and she shits all over your dick and it get in your pubes. Then, you light your pubes on fire and the smell of burning pubes causes you and your partner to pass out. When she wakes up, you will be dead but she will cut off of your burnt dick and take it home and use it as a dildo.

Kiya told me she was going to topslop Lukas

by Bazingle June 15, 2017

Torpal Ali

A young flexer and a person who never give up.
He i a strong man with some hard punches, and he is a king of all human beeing.
And a handsome guy

«Really is that Torpal Ali!»
«Yeah, i think that it’s him»

by Internett October 9, 2018

tords hat

something that should burn

tords hat looks like a army hat.

by Aflesher May 27, 2021

toasty torpedo

A hot after-sex penis that is steaming in the cold winter air.

After hitting the slopes, Suzi was gifted with a toasty torpedo.

by liquidiq February 3, 2010