Twasted

To be extremely drunk. Short for "totally wasted"

"I was twasted last night after 7 glasses of wine at the graduation party."

by BahamaMama June 22, 2006

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Toaster Strudle

A food that is way better then Pop tarts. It has filling inside and a slighty crunchy flaky crust outside. With icing that YOU apply on top!!! :)

That toaster strudle was sure delicious and BETTER then a pop tart!

by TheLittle September 3, 2010

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Those really neat things that you can buy almost anywhere in a box, that you bring home, put in the freezer, then take out in the morning and put one in the toaster and then let it toast. If you are a good toaster waffle maker, then your toaster waffle will not turn out squishy, like mine do. They come in many flavors, such as the plain type, chocolate chip, and...others that I can't think of. They are waffles, only smaller and not as good as the ones you could make with a waffle iron thing, but still good.

Person A: *takes toaster waffle out of package, puts in toaster*
Person LMNOP: Hey, toaster waffle!

by tashers May 6, 2006

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ToastedNoodle

A storytime animator that makes content on YouTube. He basically draws stick figures and is also a little bit cute too.

Do you like ToastedNoodle ?

by Sid.uwu January 23, 2019

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toasterbating

To masturbate by sticking your dick in a toaster and turning it on. Commonly leads to WaffleCock. Famous toasterbaters include Abraham Lincoln, Lady Gaga and Barack Obama

Dude, did you see that video of that guy Toasterbating?

Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!

by Supreme Leader Cuntfucious. January 31, 2015

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