Thongy 

An adaptation of the shoey. A thongy is an Australian tradition of drinking alcohol by pouring it down a thong (flip-flop).

Let's do a thongy

Thongy by J.Fitty January 22, 2017

thonker 

When someone's thighs can be described as chonkers.

I tried some jeans on the other day and I just couldn't get them over my thonkers.

thonker by goobygoon May 9, 2022

Thong scale 

This scale allows you to judge a person's personality by the thong he or she is wearing. The scale is from 1 to 4. 4 being the most boring.

1. Traditional thong
2. Leather thong
3. Leopard thong
4. Borat leopard thong

Bob isn't coming to the party. He is wearing a Borat leopard thong.

Sally went home after seeing Cory making out with her mom's sister. Sally is wearing a leopard thong.

Nathan wrote a poem about a flower he saw the other day. Nathan is definetly a 2 on the thong scale and is wearing a leather thong.

Thong scale by Leather Beast December 14, 2007

Thorntons chocolate nob 

Came to being as a concept and a word the first time my friend sat on a toilet at Reading music festival, a few years ago, and the human waste was piled up so high that his purple headed warrior got a poo-dunking.

HA HA HA HA HA Chris has got a Thorntons Chocolate Nob!

Thorntons chocolate nob by Judster October 15, 2004

thorny 

something that is uncomfortable or awkward

The retarded boy asked me to prom, and I didn't know what to say. It was really thorny.

thorny by LushissLushpants August 1, 2009

Man Thong Syndrome 

Due to excessively high testosterone levels, a man with this syndrome will act in a gay manner when there are no females present. In other words, they are extremely horny... all the time. For example, suggestive comments or gestures, humping, wearing man thongs amongst men, winking at other men, caressing another man's body, and excessive physical contact are all symptoms of the "Man Thong Syndrome." These dudes ARE NOT GAY, they just require massive amounts of sex, ass, vagina, or anything else they can get.

Fuckin Man thong syndrome bro

Man Thong Syndrome by SquintsMcgee December 9, 2010

Man Thong Beer Pong

A game played by a group of overly drunk sailors who strip down to their boxers and hike said boxers up their ass to look like a man thong. The proper head gear is a skateboard helmet.

They can try to deny it all they want but we have pictures of CMFG, Etrizzle and Nick playing man thong beer pong after a couple cases of beer.

Man Thong Beer Pong by Chezzafentoozler September 1, 2009