Cheese Tease

The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.

Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.

“Try the cheese tease” her friend says

Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”

“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”

by Dusty Rackleford September 30, 2023

Tiblet Tease

when the jibblets are on display but obscured enough to avoid twitch sensorship

Amouranth is such a tiblet tease, I mean she paid for the jibblets might as well use them.

by domain daddy December 20, 2023

Dunk tease

A person (often a significant other) who promises to treat you to Dunkin' Donuts (often the night before) and then fails to deliver on said promise.

As this was not the first time a promise of Dunkin' was unfulfilled, you are officially a dunk tease

by TheLiquidMind January 24, 2024

Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.

Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold

by Jaymes175 February 4, 2024

Hop-in-tease

A prank where the prankster hits the gas just when the victim is about to hop in to the car. Usually repeated a few times. Victim ends up walking a distance before getting into the vehicle.

Driver (with the car on stand-by): "Is everyone in the car? Can we go"?
Passenger 1: "Hold up, Alex is coming"
Passenger 2: "We should totally hop-in-tease him"

Driver moves the car forward just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex walks forward to the car
Driver moves the car forward again just when Alex is about to open the car door

Alex: okay I'm not getting in unless you back up to me
Driver: alrite, alrite, wont do it again, get in, we're getting late

Alex moves towards the car door and just when he reaches the door driver hits the gas again.

Alex: Ah F*** off

by santaklawze November 30, 2011

cunny hole tease

how a female experiences the male version of a cocktease; when a woman gets turned on by a very hot male.

Jenny, "Eli Manning look alike just undressed me with his eyes. He can't seriously be thinking about what I am thinking. Hell, I am wearing my wedding band- how could he? He does this shit everytime! That motherfucker!"

Erin, "He must have a big ego. What a cunny hole tease!"

Jenny, " I'd say.."

by Crasssss September 17, 2012

The Great Nuclear Cock-Tease

Otherwise known as “The Cold War” - more specifically “The Cuban Missile Crisis”

The Cold War (also known as The Great Nuclear Cock-Tease” was a period of global geopolitical rivalry between the United States (US) and the Soviet Union (USSR) and their respective allies, the capitalist Western Bloc and communist Eastern Bloc, which lasted from 1947 until the dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991

by Mebemax May 9, 2025