super soft birthday party

An extremely festive, childlike, and colorful birthday party thrown for an adult, with such things as balloons, cupcakes, ponies, etc.

Friend 1: Can we skip my super soft birthday party this year?
Friend 2: That's a hard no!

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Kidney Stone Software Development Process

The "Kidney Stone Software Development Process" is a degenerate process where releasing software to the field is incredibly painful but eventually "passes" and reaches customers. Developers within the process find that once the code portion of the project is complete, there are so many gates held by so many other internal groups that the software must first pass through, including peer review, quality assurance, documentation, not to mention possible conflicting schedules of other teams, product owners and managers, that the customers may not see the finished product for a long time. The process is akin to passing the proverbial kidney stone - incredibly painful, but eventually, it passes through.

We use the Kidney Stone Software Development Process at work; I'm still shepherding the finished code through multiple painful gates - who knows when this will actually ship.

by Spokko April 10, 2019

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

Swedish Soft Taco

The act of ejaculating into someone else's pants while the pants are not being used or are on the ground, and then they are promptly put on.

Dillon: Hey, will you hand me my pants?
Alex: Sure, here you go.
(Dillon puts on pants)
Dillon: DUde, why are they wet, warm and sticky?
Alex: Bitch, I just got you with a Swedish Soft Taco mothafuckaa!

by marksaundersofcharleston September 20, 2010

Soft

To be un-tough or show a little too much heart for things.

Kevin, Curtis, and Timmy all are soft when it comes to going into the corners or when it comes to wheeling.

by Wheelssssss June 18, 2010

Sofia

She's an amazing girl with an amazing body. She's super cute and cool. She has loads of friends and loves to have fun. Everyone wants to be friends with her. She can't really flirt but loads of guys like her anyway. She's super sporty and likes to excercise a lot.

Guy: omg Sofia is so cute why is she with him?

by Namereader January 28, 2017

soft cock

A person, usually a man, who lacks strength of character, or who is an easy touch for a sob story, or who cannot be relied on to take decisive action. Usually a sycophant.

The boss asked us to work on Saturday, and my supervisor didn't stand up to him and argue. What a soft cock.

by Beechmere May 27, 2006