Screaming Meemies

The shit that burns your Ass on the way out.

"Mom! I got the screaming meemies again! Bring more toilet paper and some Vicks gel!"

by iamthatguy1993 October 28, 2013

scrumping

When a man and a woman must get it on, the redneck term is used when two people leave a party to do the deed quickly and return with knowing nods to their friends. Best done in a truck and in the woods.

I left a bonfire once with a girl to scrump (verb) in the woods breifly only to return and contimue with the party. So the act of scrumping would be defined as a quicky in an strange place during a strange time

by teveler December 26, 2005

scrumping

The art of getting from A to B purely by means of running through people's property, turning over as much lawn furniture and stealing as many pegs as possible along the way. Est. 2009 in NZ.

I was almost caught scrumping by Mrs Atkinson.

by jimmya October 18, 2012

screaming igloo

The act of finger banging a girl with dry ice and then having intercourse. If she screams you punch her in the face and say igloo.

"o man my dick hurts because i gave her a screaming igloo

by jarred armon September 29, 2008

Screaming Twizzler

Where a female does an indian rugburn to the penis of a male while he screams and crys of the horrible pain.

that screaming twizzler hurt soo bad

by fluffie xDD June 8, 2011

screaming abdabs

Having the shits, usually caused by excessive cider drinking and/or eating a fucking hot curry

Think I drank too much Westons last night as this morning I had the screaming abdabs

by RH1989 May 11, 2016

screaming eagle

When a person is smoking pot out of a bowl and they accidently suck the hot ash through the pipe into their mouth or throat.

Cough! Cough! Dude! I pulled to hard and got a screaming eagle!

by jnando February 8, 2006