muff puff

blowing your nose into a girls vagina

"yo last night i had the worst cold, so i just kept giving my bitch the muff puffs"

by master of disaster & beefster of the queefster January 17, 2008

Puff Muff

When a female's bush is so thick and full that it causes her panties or bikini bottom to puff out.

Dude Nikki looks sick in that two piece but check out her puff muff.

by Hong_Kong_Phooey February 22, 2012

Queer Puff

1. A homosexual that puffs on cock
2. Someone so gay that even queers make fun of him

1. Your dad is a queer puff.

by Scott & Brad February 12, 2006

puff cake

a little fat kid. a squish made for beatings. the victim of a bully. a bitch. a push over. matthew mecum.

damn I just robbed dat puff cake and da nigga ain't worth shit

by white chocolate pump June 14, 2008

puff

Mascot of the free UNIX-like open source operating system OpenBSD.

Each release, which occur twice a year (about six months, give or take one), Puff is given a themed role based on either current events of a joke the developers liked.

Such themes include RamBlow (based on Rambo and the contraversy surrounding cryptography being legal munitions in the United States of America), 077 (Pond, James Pond), Puffy the Kittieslayer (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer), rapper Puffy and most recently Puff the Barbarian.

This Blowfish is used in a variety of tee shirts and posters which can be seen on the OpenBSD site (openbsd.org).

A King ruled the web with fear
Spilling the blood of men
Then from the ocean came
Puff the Barbarian.

by Nate July 7, 2003

Puff

The type of fart that simply puffs out of your anus. Not silent but puffy.

I just had a puff fart.

by Zibbster March 8, 2015

puff on the cuff

the result of masturbating while fully clothed and the ejaculate ends up on one's sleeve

Last night I watched reruns of "Three's Company" on Nick at Nite and ended up with a puff on the cuff.

by tipster173 December 30, 2010