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pick up your own napkin 

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
pick up your own napkin by Neddy100 December 16, 2013
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pick-up god 

The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.
"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
pick-up god by Ahotchick April 22, 2014

pick-up god 

A pick-up God is someone who uses pick-up lines on bitches in order to get "sucked". The pick-up god averages getting bopped 5 times a day. He has 4 Demi-gods who use his pick up lines to get top.
"Hey you dropped something... My jaw"

"Wow pick-up god I want to bop you"
pick-up god by SwaggyP69 April 23, 2014

Pick up the sticks 

to lack enthusiasm or interest about something obviously awesome.
Random bish: "That purse is so trashy."
Me: "Girl, you better pick up the sticks because that purse is on fleek!"

Pick Her Ring 

A man who hooks up with a woman who is already taken by another man, with no regard for the couples relationship.
When her husband left for work the Pick Her Ring went to their house and made his move on the wife.
Pick Her Ring by McSliz October 5, 2016

Pick up the W 

Antonym of Take the L. Picking up the W is used to describe a win, accomplishment, or plus of some sort.
E.g. Acing a test, winning a game of poker, suceeding in the stock market, proving a point, crushing someone in 1v1 basketball, etc.
I picked up the w, or picked up a win, by picking up two hot broads yesterday.
I pick up the w all the time.