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Prestonpandemonium

Annual free festival held in Prestonpans, East Lothian.
Is DJ Nige playing Prestonpandemonium this year.
I've bought a Cath Kidston pop up tent specially for Prestonpandemonium.
I hope Prestonpandemonium isn't has muddy as it was in 03.
I hope Prestonpandemonium won't be full of noserudes and monkeymads
by barker-family.info July 4, 2005
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Pristontale

Korean leveling threadmill cleverly disguised as a massive multiplayer online game (Everquest, WoW, Eve Online). Also known as PT. It involves the following:

1. mindlessly killing mobs (mobs = monsters);

2. gaining items from said mobs (items = better equipment = increased killing efficiency);

3. leveling up after killing an astronomical number of said mobs (leveling = more stat points = increased killing efficiency);

4. accessing higher level maps with stronger mobs which render your new equipment upgrades and stat points void;

5. jump back to #1 and repeat indefinitely

On very rare ocassions and after a significant amount of time spent inside this senseless and time-consuming loop, you may achieve enlightment and be able to skip to #6:

6. in a flash of insight, you realize that playing PT is the equivalent of being brain dead and quit for good, denouncing all mmorpgs as the brainchildren of satan and make a witty entry on urbandictionary as your final contribution to the game that has sucked out 2 years of your life;

It is also one of the few online multiplayer games where soloing is more efficient than partying, which promotes a healthy anti-social attitude that will make you unable to function in society ever after.
Pristontale killed my inner child.
by deius October 12, 2005
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presto ting

A fast beeping noise that indicates a pig's sexual preference.
"Dude, what's up with your presto ting?"
"Uhhh, idk, man, I swear I'm straight!"
by Felicia the Archangel December 12, 2014
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Presten

Presten is typically a fun guy who likes to joke around. He is a sporty person who is determined to improve through consistent hard work. Although he can be brutally honest, he is a kind guy who cares about people's feeling. He can tend to struggle to keep his focus, but he works hard to come out on top.
I met a boy named Presten in 7th grade.
by Nagem H April 29, 2019
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Prestyn

Really hot person that has a very good heart that will never not be loyal to your on cheat on you
Omg look at prestyn”
by Kenley ❤️ November 25, 2019
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Prestonaephobia

The fear that somehow,somewhere a settlement needs your help
I can deal with my prestonaephobia I'm away from home too much
by lazerboy22 December 1, 2021
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premton

Premton is albanish and means "promise". But its also a name and if you are the lucky person to have that name, you will have the best life a human can have ! You look good, smell good and you will maybe have several girlfriends, but at least one. Literally the most beautiful guy in the world. He is funny and has a great style. The girl(s) that will go out with Premton, is/are in a good way to have a good life. Message for the girls: If you know a Premton out there, go and marry him because there aren't much of them ! Good Luck !
1. Hannah: Cristiano Ronaldo is nearly as beautiful as Premton.

Lucy: No way ! Premton is more beautiful !
by _bonobo_ January 2, 2017
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