hands up don't nuke

What you say when POTUS threatens to drop nukes on a revolution.

"You need a nuke to take on the US government"
"Hands up don't nuke!"

by basestDefinerInIowaHistory June 24, 2021

nuke rain

n. Catastrophic bombing or wanton destruction of a helpless opponent in a pointless confrontation.

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Kiev needs to ready itself;: a nuke rain is gonna fall.

by gnostic3 February 28, 2022

Brain-Nuke

That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.

"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"

by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013

Nuked

When you're so high that your eyes aren't opening and you're pretty sure you died.

Someone: Jason are you asleep?
Other Someone: Nah. He is nuked though.

by Joe Ivy September 27, 2019

Nuke

Shove shit up someone's ass

Hey buddy, wanna get nuked? Sure thing, I like shit up my ass.

by Alex Emro October 8, 2021

Nuking the Fridge

when your late at night hungry ass needs a snack but ends up clearing out the fridge.

Stevie: yo where tf is the food cuh
Jimbo: sorry bro was nuking the fridge last night

by Shaq87 October 20, 2020

Nuke

To put something in the microwave

"Hey, can you nuke the leftovers?"

by Kermit_ November 16, 2020