needia

slang; combination of needy and media; used by Sean Kennedy on NewsReal on 1-10-2005

"I'm needy with modern media." -SKTFM

by blitzcon January 10, 2005

Need The Remix

1.Expression used when someone wants or needs a better version of a really bad song.
2.When someone needs to relax, to chill, calm down
3.Expression used when someone wants or needs something better, or upgraded, or of a higher level (remix)

1."This Micheal Jackson song is awful...yo man i need the remix though..."
2. "OH MY GOD I FAILED MY EXAM!!!"
"yo man, i think you need the remix..."
3. "This computer is too slow...i need the remix..."

by Dj Chris December 14, 2008

needleshnick

a turd made of loose poop

GUY 1:Ew dude today i found the biggest needleshnick in my toilet.
GUY 2:Dude it must have been someone from the party last night

by wileycoyote April 25, 2009

needle choir

A pleasant crescendo caused by the multiple sounds of tattoo artists' needles in a tattoo studio.

Jase the Inker: Isn't that a pleasant sound to the ears of the needle choir?

Customer: Ah fuck, watch what you're doing, that really hurts you fucker!

by The Gonzo Lecture April 18, 2010

needhas

When you are put under pressure and you struggle with speech.

Hey Tyler, I needhas your mother.

by ineedhaspussy September 14, 2011

needlebanger

A person who shoots up drugs instead of snorting them. Spoken to me by a strung out druggie, so it must be true.

She didn't snort the heroin like she said she did, she's a needlebanger!

by livininacountryghetto March 11, 2015

needsperate

/nēdsp(ə)rət/

Basically a combination of the words needy and desperate. Can be defined in two different ways:

1) A guy or a girl who is horny and is desperate for some really incredible and mind-blasting sex, including but not limited to oral sex, vaginal sex, anal sex, BDSM and so much more.

2) A couple who misses each other's company so terribly they become all moody when they not see each other and develop weird sexual fantasies about each other.

1) Lisa is so needsperate she started rubbing her pussy against the water bottle that was on the stool in front of her when she was halfway through her college interview.

2) Jason and Mira were so needsperate that they started masturbating to each other's baby pics.

by FarkFace Legacy October 19, 2015