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New York State

The name for all the forgotten land north of Metro NYC and west of New England. If you say you're from New York, people immediately picture glamorous Manhattan. But then when you tell them you're from Buffalo or Syracuse they get disappointed.
New Yorker: I'm from New York
Easy girl: OMG, NYC?! Can you take me to Broadway shows and to see fireworks from the top of the Empire State Building?
New Yorker: Sure thing. *winks cause he knows he's getting some*

New York Stater: I'm from New York
Easy girl: OMG, NYC?! Can you take me to Broadway shows and to see fireworks from the top of the Empire State Building?
New York Stater: Actually....I'm from Rochester.
Easy girl: Well, I've gotta run!
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new york city

Birthplace of rap and home of the 5 Boroughs (Queens, Brooklyn, Manhattan, The Bronx, Staten Island) and easily the best city in the U.S.
The best city in the whole damn U.S., and maybe in the world
by Adept March 25, 2005
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New Jersey Steamroller

While having sex with a girl doggy style, you ejaculate onto a dirty sock (smellier the better) and shove it in the girl's face. You then proceed to roll over her (as if you are a steamroller) and mash her face into the dirty sock.
While driving on the NJ turnpike:

Man #1 - "Wow, it smells awful."

Man #2 - "Reminds me of the time I gave that stripper from Westwood a New Jersey Steamroller."
by WestwoodAll-Star June 24, 2010
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new edition

An all boy singing group that started in 1983, that kicked the world's ass with their harmonies and dancing. The group all spit out superstars such as: Bobby Brown and Bell Biv Devoe.
Boy 1: "that girl is poison!!"
Boy 2: "dude, what are you singing?"
Boy 1: "Bell Biv Devoe"
Boy 3: "Hey, weren't they from that group New Edition?!"
by EatMyAnus January 17, 2015
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New-age Hippie

A combination of modern hippie and new-age ideals. Generally someone who loves nature and feels very strongly about protecting the environment. They're fans of meditation and yoga. They're very spiritual, often believing in crystal healing, chakras, natural medicine, etc. Many of these spiritual beliefs have origins in both Eastern and Indigenous religions, though you can be a new-age hippie of any or no religion. They are also advocates for human rights and non-violence.
"Why do you carry all these crystals with you?"
"Oh, they help with my anxiety and protect me from negative energy! I'm a bit of a new-age hippie."
by Lady_Hiraeth December 16, 2019
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new lenox

A town in illinois that's at the intersection of East Osh Kosh and Bumfuck. Basically it sucks and there's nothing to do.
New Lenox blowsssss.
by xocaitlinxsays August 12, 2008
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New Jersey bubble bath

This refers to the results of making flatuses while taking a bath.
After dining royally on pinto beans, Hector took a New Jersey bubble bath.
by Duckbutt January 11, 2008
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