subscribing to match.com for the sole purpose of masturbating to photos opposed to searching for a match.
Dude : I'm going home to matchturbate.
Matt : Have you found 'the one' on Match yet?
Mike: No, man...I just use that site to Matchturbate.
Matt : Have you found 'the one' on Match yet?
Mike: No, man...I just use that site to Matchturbate.
by vegasbite September 29, 2013
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An australian game, where you hit the fingers of other players in an attempt to eliminate your opponents hands.
by Boomerang-Man February 21, 2017
Get the Matchsticks mug.A area which will never be as good as Birmingham, both full of chavs and illegal immigration gangs mostly from young 'roadmen' which makes it over populated , both places contain Big Davies Fish and Chippy which is £4.50 for 3 hot wings....rip off, if you get lost in Matchborough then good luck to you
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by Hadoid April 11, 2017
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Ex, suddenly being reminded of the sight of walking through a carnival from ten years ago, or a person from a dream who you never knew, that come back to you occasionally.
"Matchbox" memory, because they're so small and disposable (so flammable) but somehow they never disappeared; like a match lighting on fire in an instant, a matchbox memory just comes to you for no reason, but you know you've already thought about it sometime before.
Ex, suddenly being reminded of the sight of walking through a carnival from ten years ago, or a person from a dream who you never knew, that come back to you occasionally.
"Matchbox" memory, because they're so small and disposable (so flammable) but somehow they never disappeared; like a match lighting on fire in an instant, a matchbox memory just comes to you for no reason, but you know you've already thought about it sometime before.
You know those things you remember, that are like flashbacks but they don't mean anything? Those one-frame memories taking up space in your brain for no reason? That's a matchbox memory. Images from your life that don't mean anything but that you can't shake
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