Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.

(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019

Kentucky Rocket Launcher

The act of sneezing while defacating, which forces out all matter instantly with high velocity.

Man 1"Man, I shot a Kentucky rocket launcher last night that gave me a hernia"

Man 2"That's deep"

by Thatoneguydan October 2, 2019

FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.

“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”

by duckmasterj May 10, 2021

scrub the launch

reluctantly acceptive of a "pick up bar" turn down

jim had to scrub the launch and return home for some ungoverned sex! and set himself "alight" (-UK for "on fire" !)

he hated to, but had to scrub the launch

he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch

by michael foolsley September 5, 2022

High speed projectile Launcher

Not a gun, unless you make it a gun, don't add gunpowder, you eat that, big slingshot, it's anything but a gun!

Stanger: hey kids, do you want a high speed projectile launcher?

Kids: yeah!

by The TRUE waynesboro tn redneck October 6, 2022

an absolute missle launcher

a term that alleged hockey players use to refer to women they find extremely attractive. sometimes used specifically to be lowkey about the comment towards friends.

wow did you see her? she’s an absolute missle launcher bro

by lilblondewifey679 April 5, 2023