When getting a chick from behind, condemless, and about to pull out, one rests his dick on the top of her ass crack and shoots his load into the air. A launch pad is truly successful when the jiz lands in her hair
i didn't want to get alyssa pregnant again so i pulled out and set up a launch pad
by goooooooooch7 November 15, 2009
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1) Someone who boons a ball aimlessly instead of trying to pick out a team mate when playing football (soccer)
2) a person who enjoys to winge about anything for long periods of time
3) A lazy student who never attends lectures or gets course work done.
1)Fucking hell Launch Pad I was free
3)Has anyone seen Launch Pad his paper is due
by Herbie :) May 1, 2006
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A slang term for Kotex maxi pads.
Karen: It's that time of the month again. I need to buy some pocket rockets and launching pads.
by AEI June 9, 2007
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When the subject braces both arms (usually against the arms of a chair) and lifts ones arse in the air to create a fart with more force and power behind it.
Steve lifted his arse off the chair and let out a thunderous fart thus nearly launching himself into the air. launch pad fart arse butt
by korsion August 11, 2009
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A place where u and friends hang out or pregame before u go out to the club/ bar or party.
Hey man where is the launch pad this weekend.
by Shaun L. October 26, 2008
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Beds in a hospital ward, usually in the emergency department, that are reserved for the sickest patients who are not expected to get better.
Named this because Saint Peter is said to guard the gates of heaven and the people on these beds are presumed to be seeing him very soon.
by Mredria November 21, 2007
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to place T.P. on the seat in a public restroom before crapping.
Dude, I had to crap so bad that I almost didn't have enuogh time to set up the launch pad
by Orren Jensen January 7, 2008
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