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Silenced Fart 

The term that describes a fart that works similar to that of a suppressed firearm from Call of Duty. It is executed by shuffling the anus cheeks so they are wide apart then releasing the gas. There is no noise involved and leaves the farts-man conspicuous surrounding victims.
"A young schoolgirl was killed as a result of a silenced fart. Nobody knows who the murderer is"

"Hey are you playing Call of Duty?"
"No I did a silenced fart"
Silenced Fart by The Duncster August 2, 2012

Silenced AK-47 

The weapon of choice for those who enjoy spray and pray tactics during stealth runs in Rainbow Six: Raven Shield.

Also being developed as a new and real thing in the weapons industry.
You're not real, you're imaginary, like a silenced ak-47

You silenced the motherland? *gasp* Stalin would have a fit!
Silenced AK-47 by Laurelyn March 17, 2015

silenced pp7 

a person who is often quiet, or one who is quiet at the present time. the term is derived from the classic nintendo James Bond video game series.
q: yo is dwyer heated?

a: he must be, he's been silenced pp7 all night.
silenced pp7 by jsnyd October 5, 2005

silenced orgasm

when one has an orgasm but no sperm or semen flys out of the reproductive system.
"last night i had a silenced orgasm while i was on top of ryan" chris told his dad.
silenced orgasm by Skippy June 6, 2004

Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher 

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.
(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

Silenced PP7 

A fucking powerhouse only used by English spies
"Damn bro you got a silenced PP7? I didn't know you were Bames Jond!"
Silenced PP7 by DashiellShatter April 21, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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