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Silenced Fart
The term that describes a fart that works similar to that of a suppressed firearm from Call of Duty. It is executed by shuffling the anus cheeks so they are wide apart then releasing the gas. There is no noise involved and leaves the farts-man conspicuous surrounding victims.
"A young schoolgirl was killed as a result of a silenced fart. Nobody knows who the murderer is"
"Hey are you playing Call of Duty?"
"No I did a silenced fart"
"Hey are you playing Call of Duty?"
"No I did a silenced fart"
Silenced Fart by The Duncster August 2, 2012
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Silenced AK-47
The weapon of choice for those who enjoy spray and pray tactics during stealth runs in Rainbow Six: Raven Shield.
Also being developed as a new and real thing in the weapons industry.
Also being developed as a new and real thing in the weapons industry.
You're not real, you're imaginary, like a silenced ak-47
You silenced the motherland? *gasp* Stalin would have a fit!
You silenced the motherland? *gasp* Stalin would have a fit!
Silenced AK-47 by Laurelyn March 17, 2015
silenced pp7
a person who is often quiet, or one who is quiet at the present time. the term is derived from the classic nintendo James Bond video game series.
silenced pp7 by jsnyd October 5, 2005
silenced orgasm
silenced orgasm by Skippy June 6, 2004
Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher
The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.
(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!
Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019
Silenced PP7
Silenced PP7 by DashiellShatter April 21, 2023
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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