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Happenis

Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.
What is happenis? I have a hard on… then yes - this must be love”.
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Happy-ending massage

When the massuse gives the person being massaged a handjob
She got a happy-ending massage when that sexy male masseuse spread her legs and...
by Little cheeto August 3, 2018
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Happy Sock

n.

1. A mans favorite sock which he uses for masturbation.During masturbation, the sock catches the ejaculation which prevents a messy episode. Originating from some guy name Happy.
I want to spank my monkey. Have you seen my happy sock?
by bigjlj January 29, 2006
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happy tree day

When you are talking to someone and they don't happen to hear you or are spacing out, you say this phrase. It implies that they are like a tree and are impervious to their surroundings. Then, hopefully, they'll hear it and start paying attention.

I don't know if this phrase is used in English but I know it is used in Spanish. My Colombian friend used this when I didn't know she was talking to me. However, she said it in Spanish: "Feliz Dia del Arbol"
Person A: blahblahblah
Person B: *spacing out*
Person A: Happy tree day!
by Flora H January 8, 2006
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Happy Boobs

Breast in a well-fitting bra. Usually visible in a garment which is neither too tight nor to loose, presenting the breast in a way which is prominent yet not slutty. On the contrary, unhappy boobs will a appear crushed, misshapen, uneven or strangled.
(while shopping)
Girl: Do you like that shirt?
Guy: It's nice. It totally gives you happy boobs.
by MariaPaul2 September 1, 2009
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ban-happy

A forum moderator that bans people for unfounded reasons.
That mod is ban-happy
by EvilWall November 2, 2004
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A comparison to something also akward happening, taken from the show Edd,Ed,and Eddy
"Dude thats like saying what happened to the stairs?!
by Kevin Perez May 9, 2008
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