Ice Cream Hand Job

When someone the opposite sex gives hand releif to an individual after having put there hand in any kind of Ice Cream. (ICHJ) for short.

There is also an Ice Cream Rim Job (ICRJ)

Guy- "omg i could go for a hand job right now but my dick is sun burnt"

Girl- "how about i dip my hand in this ben and jerrys and give you an Ice Cream Hand Job"

Guy- " YEAH BUDDY"

by BGeezy29 April 10, 2011

Michigan Hand Job

When you gotta get that nut off but it is so cold your significant other leaves her mittens on while giving you a hand job.

It sucked that the battery died and the tow truck took so long to get to us. But, hey at least I got a pretty sweet Michigan hand job while we waited.

by lobo11 October 14, 2009

Slide Hammer Hand Job

Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.

You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.

by LHC***** March 26, 2010

harsh hand job

A variation of the classic hand job in which the woman giving the hand job also spanks/slaps the erect penis in addition to rubbing and stroaking it, often times to keep it hard so the spanking/slapping can continue. The harsh hand job is typically done with the woman sitting between the man's legs or backwards with her buttocks facing the man in an almost "reverse cowgirl" position.

"I got caught going through my girlfriend's roomate's used underwear and in order to keep her from ratting me out I had to submit to a harsh hand job. She kept getting me hard then smacking my dick while scolding me for being a pervert. I never ejaculated so much in my life."

by achingjohnson December 30, 2011

forced hand job

Due to uncontrollable forces, even an unsolicited/unwanted hand job from a beastly woman will eventually come to fruition. Despite any feelings of inhibition or revulsion, what begins as a fearful struggle...inevitably transforms in to a puzzling pleasure...which culminates in a primal scream. (This always happens right before you were about to call the police.)

"I was so drunk, but I could still tell she was ugly. After the forced hand job though, The Darkness took over."

"This scary chick tied me down and started giving me a forced hand job. I was terrified at first...but right when I reached for the phone to call the cops, I came."

"She is such a swamp donkey that all she can look forward to is giving a forced hand job to some guy she drags home after last call."

by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson May 4, 2008

rusty hand job

Fist your partners asshole then reach around and give them a hand job.

I totally gave Jimmy a rusty hand job for his birthday after he took a dump.

by Ball Lord October 6, 2016

Presidential Hand Job

When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.

aka PHJ

'How's that new girl of yours?'
'She hot and all but only gives Presidential Hand Jobs.'

by MeltStuff February 16, 2017