cramalker

crazy man stalker stalking another man

Sean's cramalker shows up at his apartment complex from time to time even though the cramalker does not live or know anyone there.

by Sevan Forever April 30, 2009

CRAMAZING

CRAZY + AMAZING

That new UnmaskD joint is CRAMAZING!

by Jumusiq November 17, 2009

creambombing

The act of ding dong ditching ice cream on someone's doorstep. Usually caused by having nothing to do a weekend.

I was so angry that I was ding dong ditched, but then I discovered the ice cream! I love creambombing!

by jeffreylovesgiraffes April 21, 2012

Cream of Mushroom Slap

Similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you've ejaculated and your penis is covered in semen.

Guy 1: So how'd it go with Julia last night?

Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...

Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.

by SJ U KNOW August 11, 2012

cream river

The river that of cum from a girls pussy after her pussy is flooded with cum.

"Damn, Jessica had the craziest cream river last night!"

by man of the year October 10, 2014

Creaming the salad

1) Pouring mayonnaise onto your salad
2) Pouring 'Mayonnaise' onto your wife

1* He could never start eating his greens until he had creamed the salad
2* He ravaged me every night, each time the new day broke I looked forward to him creaming the salad

by LordChicken88 January 12, 2015

Cream turtleneck

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on his hands and then proceeds to choke his partner until they are unconscious.

"Did you hear about Greg?"
"Yeah, he was found unconscious in an alley with semen covering his neck. Victim of a cream turtleneck."

by Clust March 10, 2016