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latch-key kid

1. A child who comes home from school in the absence of his/her parents. A child who is not ready to be a latch key kid should be sent either to daycare or a friend's house in the afternoon.

2. Could also mean a young/apprentice locksmith.
1. Jimmy was a latch-key kid because his mom works afternoons and his dad is in jail for burglary and arson. Maybe he shouldn't have been going home alone because he's been missing since last thursday. Probably got lost, the dumb little bastard.

2. Jimmy, our latch-key kid, got electrocuted while trying to unlock an outlet cover.
by MothAssassin October 5, 2003
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gas station key fob

A cinder block or car wheel chained to the restroom key.
The strain of dragging that gas station key fob made me shit my pants.
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
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Low Key Headdy Wops

Getting a Blow Job in a public setting, but making it so no one knows. Often times done in a car, movie theater, or in a park.
Can be abbreviated as LKHW- but pronounced LKHDub
Ex 1: I got some Low Key Headdy Wops when Jill and I went thru the car wash!

Ex 2: Dude, i just got some LKHW in the bathroom of that party last night!
by GulleyBreeze October 19, 2010
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low key slut

A girl that is a kind person that does not dress or act like a slut, but hooks up and fucks different guys almost every weekend. When confronted with being a slut, a low key slut will usually say, "It was only that weekend" or "I didn't think anything would happen until it did" or "I wasn't thinking straight that night" or "don't judge me based on one night" or ask why you are so interested in her life.
Person 1: "She seems like a nice person". Person 2: "She is, but she's hooked up with 6 guys in the last two weekends dude". Person 1: "Damn she's a low key slut then".
by don'thatemecuzimwhite June 18, 2014
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major key

Something that is essential to have in a certain situation. Can be in the form of advice, or a some sort of object.
Major Key - Trust no one

Major Key - If they don't want you to succeed, then fuck em.
by ItsMeMaxK May 10, 2016
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Windows key

A special key with the Microsoft Windows logo (on most PC keyboards) that activates the "Start" menu in the MS Windows shell GUI.

For those who shun the mouse, this is a great addition to have on a keyboard while accessing programs.

However, for gamers, the Windows key is the bane of all existence (Especially for MMORPG gamers, where one touch of the Windows key can crash the entire program.)
"Using the windows key, I can start Microsoft Word in .7 seconds."

"OMFG SORRY YOU ALL DIED I HIT MY GODDAMN WINDOWS KEY AND CRASHED AGAIN :("
by Robot Quartet February 2, 2004
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church key

a bottle or can opener (cans had no opening tabs when this word originated)
Don't forget to hang up the church key when you are done with it.
by Light Joker April 8, 2006
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