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Alabama Plaster Job 

A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
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Canadian nose job 

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.
I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!
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Retarded Rim Job 

When you start squealing and foaming from the mouth while giving your homie a good ole lickin' time.
Gilbert gave me a retarded rim job bruh..my asshole not the same no more.

PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff taken from work by thieving twats!
Colleague #1: Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not gonna steal that circular saw are you?

Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job
PERK OF THE JOB by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.
Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!
PERK OF THE JOB by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

Iranian nose job 

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.
theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.

bob has a job 

wild bobs can have some jobs that include mob bobbing , job mobbing etc. these jobs are not odd
bob has a job

john: HE HAS A JOB
bob:*just trying to feed his kids* :(
bob has a job by FULHGFUFY January 6, 2021