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Go Trump Yourself

You know what you did when you're told this. It means they scolded your goddamn guts for acting like a trashy trump supporter. Never do anything as stupid as the POTUS does and you'll never be told this.
Gary: I had the best weekend with my friends, even if they're trump supporters.
Ken: If you're friends with f***ers like that you should just go trump yourself.
by xandroe August 23, 2017
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trumped

trumped - similar to 'to doctor' or 'to screw up', especially if trying to skate in some 'genious' scheme. Covers a nefarious range of activities, from shitting on a girlfriend, to fake-acting, to publicity-hounding disguised as sincerity.
He trumped his girlfriend gangam-style, coming in her mouth before calling off the wedding.

That new accountant made so many mistakes he hard-trumped all the franchisees.

By going state's evidence he trumped his entire mafia family.

Herman didn't realize he had been trumped until he noticed everyone blamed him for the boss's fuck-up, but by then it was too late.

His own daughter didn't know she had been trumped until the will was read, and all she got were assets that had already been seized by the government.
by J. Tschlottman November 14, 2020
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The act of accusing your enemies, rivals and opponents of doing exactly what you just did. It is simultaneously a form of self-comfort and self-deception. It is also a blame deflection strategy, since you opponents will feel ridiculous if they accuse you of what you just accused them of doing.
Outgoing POTUS: "My opponent just tried to steal the election!"
Incoming POTUS: "Are you trumping me? That was you on January 6th."
Previous POTUS: "The White House is weaponizing the DoJ to try to stop me from becoming President."
White House: "Please stop trumping about that. You already got impeached for doing the exact same thing."
Previous POTUS with 91 felony charges: "These charges are just a witch hunt to try to prevent me from exercising my Constitutional right to run for office and win bigly."
Everyone: "You are just trumping. The Constitution says you are ineligible to hold office ever again after you violated your oath of office and staged an attempted coup after losing an election. The 91 felonies are just the inevitable consequence of your conduct."
by JG El Supremo December 8, 2023
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trump special

The act of deficateing on a muslum while masterbateing all over the shit and re defficateting to form a wall at which point a mexican guy wearing a sumbrero comes and puts his middle finger up the person who just degfocateds ass to prevent spillege while licking the genetailia of the muslim person
After Donald Trump was elected he gave the U.S. Tax payers a trump special after mexico refused to pay for the wall.
by pussywrecker69 January 25, 2017
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Trump

Trump is a synonym for getting a blowjob
"I'm gonna get some mad trump later."
by monkemancan November 24, 2025
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Trump

To achieve political office via first-past-the-post, irrespective of the popular vote.
'Hell no, we aren't the most popular, but we can still trump our way in!'
by anonymous January 8, 2021
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Trump Bump

I only slept with him that night so I could get my Trump bump.
by TJmaxal January 12, 2024
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