Dick Receiver

Slang used for a human body part that a penis enters, whether it is vaginal, oral, or anal.

Man, quit backing up that dick receiver on me!

Keep running and maybe your dick receiver won't be as big.

Dick Receiver by DirtyDancing January 20, 2009

dick spuds 

like genital warts, but HUGE. despite the name, not suitable for consumption.

Bob: Hey Joe, the STD clicnic called, you have crotch warts.
Joe: Dammit, not again.
Bob: could be worse, Mike's have actually turned into dick spuds.

dick spuds by fatmandoo April 4, 2010

Dick Room 

The spacious area of Men's pants in the crotchal region.

Noticeable only when there has been (in the case of switching in the middle of the week from tight pants to those of a roomier fit) , or currently is a shortage of leeway for the penis to move freely.

Commonly associated with a lack thereof in skinny jeans worn by men.

Hipster: "Dude I fasho need to stop wearing such tight jeans"

Emo Kid: "Same here man, they don't have any Dick Room, my dickens' all bunched up and suffocating"

Skater Bro: "CCS makes the best skinny jeans because they make sure they have enough Dick Room"

Dick Room by drprofessaur April 26, 2010

dick chatter 

Words of advice coming from your penis that in the end gets you in trouble.

I promised never to cheat on my wife but that woman was so hot I couldn't resist. I should have never listened to my dick chatter.

dick chatter by h22fanatic May 16, 2010

dick squishing 

1. An act conducted between two heterosexual males in an effort to resolve a conflict.

2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.

1. Andy was mad that Evan spilled orange soda on his new sweater. Their mutual friend Peter insisted that they start dick squishing, get out their frustration and move on with life.

2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".

dick squishing by lpaper June 14, 2010

Dick Wolfed 

When you get terrible news, and just when you thought it couldn't get worse, something even worse happens referring to how Law and Order: SVU always seems to end with a scenario worse than what they started out on.

Person 1:"Jenna got sexually assaulted last night, luckily they caught the guy who did it. Turns out he has AIDs and she's probably pregnant, too."

Person 2: "Man, she really got Dick Wolfed there."

Dick Wolfed by d00mie April 13, 2011

Dick-Mitzvah 

1. A gay bar-mitzvah.

2. An orgy that consists of many males having intercourse with one another, preferably while wearing Jew-curl wigs.

3. A gay, cheap, fat curly-headed fuck.

Ex. 1
Josh: Why aren't Kadeem & Bones in class today?

Mikey: Oh, they're probably still recovering from their dick mitzvah.

Ex. 2
Dude, you're really being a dick-mitzvah right now...

Dick-Mitzvah by ReptarRodney April 24, 2011