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1. A gay bar-mitzvah.

2. An orgy that consists of many males having intercourse with one another, preferably while wearing Jew-curl wigs.

3. A gay, cheap, fat curly-headed fuck.
Ex. 1
Josh: Why aren't Kadeem & Bones in class today?

Mikey: Oh, they're probably still recovering from their dick mitzvah.

Ex. 2
Dude, you're really being a dick-mitzvah right now...
by ReptarRodney April 06, 2011
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