handlefuck 

to put gum on the part of a handle of a car where the owner puts his/her hand to open the door, especially on an expensive car such as a BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, or the ultimate challenge Ferrari. if you handlefuck a Corvette i will personally come to your house and shove a chainsaw through your heart. sick fuck.

kid 1:dude check out the tool that just got out of his new BMW Z8. because we're poor stoners who cant afford sweet cars lets use some juicy fruit and handlefuck that bitches car.
kid 2: fuck yeah. jihad that pubehead.

handlefuck by wewillrockyou December 18, 2006

Handless Man-gina 

When a man puts his dick and balls behind his legs so it looks like a vagina, but accomplished by swinging thy junk briskly, and catching the team by the closing of the legs at precisely the right moment.

"That asshole Andrew just did the Handless man-gina. Ask Steve, it was gross."

Handless Man-gina by D-Ville March 14, 2009

throw some hands 

Another Term For Fiqhtinq , To Throw Down .

This Niqqa Stay`s Mean Muqqin On Me Let`s See If He Wants To Throw Some Hands.

throw some hands by LiilMamaCee May 15, 2010

caught white handed

Getting caught jerking it.

He does jerk it, I caught him white handed.

caught white handed by Dave- June 29, 2005

Handiginity 

The first time you masturbate, therfore losing your virginty to your hand

Jose: Dude! i masturbated for the first time last night!
Don: Oh bro! looks like you lost your Handiginity!

Handiginity by conolangus December 6, 2010

Oxford Handjob 

A sex act consisting of stimulation of the penis via a book (typically an Oxford English Dictionary), typically an alternative to a traditional handjob in order to avoid physical contact.

Moriah: Did you and Grace get it in?
Adrian: Naw she's a prude, I only got an oxford handjob.

Oxford Handjob by thepinkranger5 August 6, 2011

gentleman's handshake

To insert one's middle, ring and index finger into a vagina and with your thumb against her clitoris and your little finger on her perinium (better known as the taint). You rotates your wrist to stimulate the clit/perinium and move inside her.

I gave my girlfriend a gentleman's handshake last night.

gentleman's handshake by Ajedrez April 26, 2007