Oxford Handjob

A sex act consisting of stimulation of the penis via a book (typically an Oxford English Dictionary), typically an alternative to a traditional handjob in order to avoid physical contact.
Moriah: Did you and Grace get it in?
Adrian: Naw she's a prude, I only got an oxford handjob.
by thepinkranger5 August 07, 2011
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meat slut

That girl who eats all the chicken out of your chicken and broccoli.
John: Cindy, you have your own food. Stop being a meat slut.
by thepinkranger5 February 01, 2014
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