Splongcat

A Splongcat is a person, mostly a faggot, who constantly attracts unneeded attention. Commonly described as being an attentionwhore and performs the act to splong.

"Splongcats are really retarded... They really deserve to be kicked in the scrotch!"

by Ano Nymous March 6, 2008

Splooge McDuck

The activity of pulling out and ejaculating on a girl's face, then throwing handfuls of loose change at her, preferably pennies.

She had enough change for the vending machine after I gave her the 'ole Splooge McDuck

by BroBible September 10, 2012

Dry Splooge

When you splooge so much, you run out of splooge

When World of Warcraft came out, I got so excited and splooged so much it was eventually dry splooge.

by Nerdrowwilson1 February 18, 2009

Sponge

1. Birth control device.
2. Soaking device containing a wiping side and a soaking side for cleaning dishes.

1. This tuna tastes like a sponge.
2. This tuna tastes like a sponge, and not the kind of sponge that soaks up water and grime, but rather the kind that soaks up semen.

by El Barto June 13, 2004

Dirty sponge

A term used on online video games to describe someone who lags and as a result, takes less damage from bullets and does not die easily.

Faith:"Damn! That merkent is a dirty sponge. He just won't die!"
Nyu:"fo real cuz"

by STARTING TO OWN December 15, 2009

SpongeBob SquarePants

Shortened to SBSP, or SB, is a kid's cartoon. To me, it isn't hilarious at all, but hell, it's aimed at children under thirteen years old.

SpongeBob SquarePants is okay.

by MisaTange July 6, 2009

sponge monkey

Singing roadkill-like creatures with eyes that fluctuate in size constantly and the mouths of humans. Sponge monkies try to convince people to eat from Quizno's.

"WE LOVE THE SUBS!"-singing sponge monkey

by dpo June 21, 2004