Merkent

A word used to describe someone who is terrible at an online game, yet plays it like 24/7.

Exodus: Oh man, you see that PBO leader guy?
Meteorax: Yea, the kid sucks dick. Fucking Merkent.

by zeroonefour October 23, 2009

Merkantalism

Merking everybody non-stop as they try to snake their way through traffic. Often used while playing Mario Kart as a policy towards the other racers. As they try to snake their way past you, you simply hit them with a shell, banana, bomb, or other item in order to merk them. When done correctly this will drop them back a few places as well as bring shame upon their racing reputation.

When Pat entered first place on his favorite course, Figure 8 Circuit, we all let out a chuckle as I said "Well look who's about to get merked by my blue shell." *I paused, waiting for my shell to hit Pat* "You can call that Merkantalism."

by Pinkie D October 26, 2011

merkedttv

A sweaty valorant player who hasn't seen the sun in 3 years and wants to hug Noke.

merkedttv is good at val

by storm4ultimates March 6, 2022

Merken

A mock piece of pubic hair used by prostitutes in the 1930's and 1940's who would shave their vagina's to reduce the risk of crabs.( AKA: A wig for pussy )

i trounced her dillypot so hard her merken fell off

by Atomson Austinson July 8, 2011

super mergentroid

The pinnacle of awesomeness. Gibberish used by youth rebels in the 1993 movie, "Swing Kids."

That concert was better than awesome. It was super mergentroid!

by Tashi Station March 2, 2009

merken

A pubic wig. Fake mons hair.

Her merken was infested with lice.

by typical August 14, 2003

Merment

Slang for moment.

"ooo, not doing very well at the merment"

by Jammo March 14, 2004