smock

1) ething you wear in an art class to prevent your ensamble from getting ruined
2) something you wear while having mad sex to prevent your ensamle from getting unknown bodily fluids all over it

dont worry sarah, this sock will prevent kevina from getting jiz on your new socks

by lisa November 12, 2002

smoobies

Created as an alternative word for 'breasts' or 'boobies' or 'titties'. Some say it denotes 'smooth boobies', but this is not always the case, for all women have smoobies but they are not all smooth.

'Does this shirt make my smoobies look bigger?'

'I wish my smoobies were smaller..'

'Gimme dem smoobies!'

by Tdot February 11, 2005

smock

To Jizz your pants while getting a lap dance from a stripper (preferred from Guam)

Ermagerd! I just smocked myself

by dickshit January 28, 2015

Smoo

A Smoo is an exceptionaly cute,sweet and loving dog!🐶

Person 1: Your dog is so cute

Person 2: I know and he's such a love

Person 3: he's such a Smoo
Dog Owner: thanks

by Glopyflopy14 August 3, 2017

Smoo

Pretty sure Smoo is the little robot / alien thing that reddit uses as their mascot.

Not gonna lie, Smoo is actually pretty adorable.

by sinnamon64 January 20, 2021

pickle smoochin freak

Describing someone who loves the cock.

That kid a such a pickle smoochin freak!!

by TheDrunkSays October 13, 2008

smoo

Prowling with intent. It's like slicked back hair, open shrit, greasy, easy chat up likes like 'is there a mirror in your pants?' and smelling like old spice and trying hard to smoo on the opposite sex.

Can also mean trying to sweet talk someone. Usually to gain sexual favours.

Guy 1 to Friend: Shall we go out tonight and smoo on some hot girls?
The smooed: Ugh, that creep was totally smooing on me.
Are you trying to smoo me?

by smooed June 16, 2010