SMOC 

Small Man On Campus. A person who sucks at everything.

Guy 1: "Dude, Phil has no friends."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's such a SMOC."

SMOC by AwesomessMaximus March 14, 2011

SMOC 

Smoking Moment of Clarity

When a smoker realises something while taking a break to smoke a cigarette.

Contemplation and clear thinking when smoking a cigarette.

I just had a SMOC and decided to quit my job

SMOC by DaveGT June 3, 2011

SMOC 

Social Media Of Choice

Facebook is my parent's SMOC and they tell me the UN is going to invade soon!

SMOC by ReverseCanadian January 20, 2022

SMOC 

Suck me off cunt

You can pretty much SMOC

SMOC by Neil Armstrong SMOC December 31, 2019

SMOC 

Suck Me Off Cunt

Used in a public area around juniors.

Dave: Hey Timmy, I just won free tickets!
Timmy: Like I care, SMOC!

SMOC by buttshagger March 17, 2015

SMOC 

Single Mother, Only Child - a man who's single mother has coddled him to the point of permanent weakness resulting in a constant state of hidden worry and endless complaining.

Her boyfriend is a total SMOC, all he does is get drunk and complain about things like how escalators are poorly positioned at sporting events.

SMOC by Right all the Time February 14, 2014

Smocaine 

Smocaine is a crack detective who is literally on heroin on the job but is still the best cop on the force. He doesn't play by the rules, but that's his strength.

"He's a damn good cop when he's straight and sober, but somehow the heroin gives him an edge". Quote from Smocaine 3

Smocaine by Nitro Dubbz March 6, 2018