The act of engaging in anal sex with a dirty stinky homeless bum (with the bum being on the "receiving" end). The "slide" portion of the phrase refers to the lack of need for decent lube, since in all likelihood the hobo hasn't wiped his/her ass in several months. We recommend wearing condoms, since you don't want all that feces to get stuck inside your urethra.
As a special contingency for the distinguished gay man, if your partner has ever "released" on you during anal sex, you could really embarrass the piss out of him with this.
Even more disturbingly, you necrophiliacs out there probably find this very useful (think about it).
As a special contingency for the distinguished gay man, if your partner has ever "released" on you during anal sex, you could really embarrass the piss out of him with this.
Even more disturbingly, you necrophiliacs out there probably find this very useful (think about it).
by Clint, Geno, Tony, and Mario June 23, 2006
Get the Hobo Slidemug. A FB hobo is someone who wanders Facebook all day and all night. This person usually has tons of friends on FB, and will always have someone to chat with.
Unlike tramps, who worked only when they were forced to, and bums, who didn't work at all, hobos were workers who wandered.
Unlike tramps, who worked only when they were forced to, and bums, who didn't work at all, hobos were workers who wandered.
by tr353r February 5, 2010
Get the FB Hobomug. by The Autoshop Kid March 3, 2004
Get the hobo-gettermug. A Sexy Hobo is a homeless man who might not have any money, but he can show you a real good time in his box.
by Mystical_Voodoo November 2, 2020
Get the Sexy Hobomug. The act of using the nail on your thumb that has grown very long as a shank because you don't have a real shanking device.
Peanut: "Hey that asshole over there called us gay."
(Friend walks over there and cusses him out)
Chapulin: "I hear that you were talking shit. Why don't you say that to my face, you pussy ass motherfucker!"
Big L: "What are you talking about? I barely even know you two!"
Chapulin: "Nigga, don't lie to me with your punk-ass self, man, don't make me hobo shank your pussy ass!"
(Friend walks over there and cusses him out)
Chapulin: "I hear that you were talking shit. Why don't you say that to my face, you pussy ass motherfucker!"
Big L: "What are you talking about? I barely even know you two!"
Chapulin: "Nigga, don't lie to me with your punk-ass self, man, don't make me hobo shank your pussy ass!"
by <XxMetalMonsterxX> December 3, 2009
Get the Hobo Shankmug. The act of using wet naps as a wash cloth or loofah to "clean" yourself.
This act is typically done by hobos, people on road trips, or people at music festivals that couldn't afford a hotel and now must do a "hobo shower" in the porta-potty.
This act is typically done by hobos, people on road trips, or people at music festivals that couldn't afford a hotel and now must do a "hobo shower" in the porta-potty.
Guy 1: Bro, there's a naked dude in the bathroom cleaning himself with a wetnap!
Guy 2: aw dude he's taking a hobo shower...he's probably going to the phish concert that's in town.
Guy 2: aw dude he's taking a hobo shower...he's probably going to the phish concert that's in town.
by Gusbus0691 April 15, 2017
Get the Hobo Showermug. The act of inserting both hands inside a women, then rubbing your hands together as if you were a cold homeless person trying to warm up.
by Richarazardd July 7, 2022
Get the Chilly Hobomug.