Milk the ferret 

A colloquial, if you can call it that, term for vicious masturbation.

1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.

2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?

Mum: No, can you?

Milk the ferret by G21 March 24, 2008

milk top 

when a girl gives you head so good u nut all on her face (milk being nut, top as in being her head)

dam, man oh girl gives some hell of a milk top

milk top by sms boys June 3, 2009

Milk-jug fest 

The opposite of a sausage fest. An event where the number of girls greatly exceeds the number of guys.

Dude, you have to come to this party, it's a total milk-jug fest.

Milk-jug fest by 89diehl April 22, 2010

milk in my truck 

A reference to a guy on guy creampie

Dess thinks: I wish I had milk in my truck but its been empty for years.

milk in my truck by Quantity November 5, 2013

milk dud cock

A person with a cock under 3 inch usually dark colored

My ex had a total milk dud cock

milk dud cock by Lil stoner July 14, 2015

Milk pistol 

A man's penis.

Billy: I have a gun, do you want to see it?
Sallie: Sure, what kind is it?
Billy: It's a Milk pistol. Sometimes it takes kinda long to shoot, but I think you'll be ok. Let me show you how it works.

Milk pistol by HonkeyDonkeyDoo March 13, 2018

Milk on ice

It's Jameson and Bailey's on the rocks. It's delicious and refreshing and my buddy Jeff invented it.

Mark - What the fuck is that? Milk on ice? Jeff- No, it's Jameson and Bailey's but on this day of newfound friendship, we shall declare the name of this beverage "milk on ice".

Milk on ice by Go to bed Jeff June 10, 2018