Jerk Monkey

Someone who is being an asshole and acts immature.

That Jerk Monkey stole my cupcake and slapped me in the face!

Jerk Monkey by Iceman Cometh March 10, 2009

jerk-hot 

Adjective used to describe men who have an arrogant or otherwise asshole-type nature which should exempt them from being found attractive... yet are found attractive nonetheless.

"I know I shouldn't be into Dane Cook, but I can't help it... he's jerk-hot."

See also: Jeremy Piven

jerk-hot by Heidi Vega March 28, 2008

Jerk-a-thon 

When one Masterbates for hours until Hands, Dick/Pussy are sore. Prefribly done while watching porn.

Guy 1: Dude what happend to your hand?
Guy 2: I had this crazy jerk-a-thon in front of the tv this weekend, My dick is still sore.

Jerk-a-thon by Fuckface unstoppable March 11, 2014

Jerk-Status 

The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.

Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!

Jerk-Status by Adb1002 August 29, 2018

jerk your homie January 

if you fail destroy dick december you must jerk off one of the homies

jerk your homie January :i failed ddd must jerk the boys now

jerk your homie January by AHAJFDHAKFJHAKSFDHAIFH November 4, 2021

Jerk off with the bros day 

On September 3 and 4th it is national jerk off with the bros day. Grab the dick of your best bro and have him grab yours and then go to town. There can be just one bro or 50 bros there is never enough.

Bro 1: Hey bro you know it’s national jerk off with the bros day?

Bro 2: Oh really? Take off your clothes and let’s get started.
Bro 1: Fuck yeah!

Jerk off with the bros day by Yuh-yuh-heee August 21, 2022

jerk-mate 

A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.

Other than Matt, Brad is one of my favorite jerk-mates.

jerk-mate by USAF Cadet June 18, 2021