Mr. Hansen

A medium height jack ass. That thinks he's the shit and is very immature person who carries a life saver (which isn't very life saving by the way.) A Mr. Hansen is also lazy person that don't do shit.

A Mr. Hansen is and faggot and who should never be trusted with anything or anyone.

Mr. Hansen is a faggot!!

by dooky flucking bratzzzzz May 18, 2018

Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomis

you found this by going to Bash.org didn't you. sily bastards.

you = moron

by will May 3, 2004

Hasselhoff

Something that is fucking awesome! Not just awesome, but fucking awesome.

The show I love the 90's so so Hasselhoff.

by Robert Young and Camille Graham July 31, 2008

Hassenated

An intensely innebriated state, where nonsensical terms are uttered, and violent wrestling matches are assured. Individuals in this state of mind tend to answer every question, even those of dire consequence, by simply repeating "the thing with the stuff", and in some extremely rare cases, the individual may call a cab driver a "baby wa-wa". This condition afflicts many young men, and is typically contracted by living in close proximity to a plethora of bars for an extended period of time.

"Wow Andy. You were Hassenated last night!"

by E.R. Aitkenhead October 19, 2006

hase

the sister of a departed second aunt

I heard about your hase, I'm sorry.

by Billysafe August 28, 2006

Chris Hansen

A child molester.
Pedophile catching pedophile.

A - Is chris hansen pedophile ?
B - Yes ofcourse.

by Chris hacker January 10, 2010

Hassel Elf Clause

Santa's Head Elf at the North Pole. This Elf is a male and he communicates directly with Santa. He collects any requests directed at Santa, employs protection for Santa, acts as Santa's Public Relations Manager, keeps the Naughty/Nice list up to date, and acts as a Leason between the North Pole an the Un-seen Services council witch includes the Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, the Boogie Man, and so on. Santa's Head Elf is also responsible for all other Elves, Reindeer and the satisfaction of Mrs. Clause. In Case of Emergency such as the 2001 invasion by Jack Frost, Santa's Head Elf is in charge of employing the North Poles Emergecny Policies.

No one knows more about the North Pole than Hassel Elf Clause because he has to.

by Archon of the UnSeen Servies November 17, 2009