Person who is unable to grasp the concept of time and usually shows up late to everything. This person also seems to excell in Photoshop. But beware, if you are trying to pay attention to anything whilst this "Distraction Jackson" is around be prepared to be thoroughly annoyed. Also enjoys long cobs of corn.
by windadam April 17, 2009
Get the Distraction Jackson mug.my cat just died and all i could do was cry. a girl i knew came over to comfort me and kept rubbing my cock. i couldn't help but get a deprection.
by Matt Parker (parkman47) June 25, 2010
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by avaisscrewedup September 9, 2020
Get the distraction managment mug.When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:
- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys
.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys
.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?
Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.
Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.
Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018
Get the erectile distraction mug.One direction are a english boy band created in the 10th series of X-factor. Yes, they are hot, and yes, they have semi-decent singing voices. But it's the fans that make them so easy to hate. They are not 'the best band ever'.. they are barely even a band. They are just puppets to be honest, and i fail to understand why they are so famous.
A: Have you heard of one direction? I loveee harry omg they are the best band ever better then the beatles omg
B: Have I bitch? They are all over the fucking web /punch
B: Have I bitch? They are all over the fucking web /punch
by Normal teenager August 1, 2012
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Get the one direction mug.The modern-day version of the "ladies and children not admitted" pre-performance advisory-message used by The King and The Duke to lure a larger audience to come and see their pathetically-mediocre shenanigans.
Nobody will ever admit it officially/publicly, of course, but everyone secretly knows that posting da "Viewer discretion is advised" cliché actually has da exact opposite effect for most people --- it makes them all da miore fired up to watch said media! And then of course after it's all over, like as not da viewers bewilderedly glance at each other and say, "That's ALL?! They considered THAT to be too "mature" for younger folks?!?? Why, that wasn't even as bad as da stuff they show middle-school kind in da couyrse of their lessons on history, social studies, science, chemistry, and stuff! Zheeeeesh.... da producers musta given it that rating just to lure people to watch their insipid mundane crap!"
by QuacksO November 19, 2018
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