Crank Yanker

A girl that jacks or strokes a dick.

Lauren jerked off 15 guys last night she's a master Crank Yanker.

by Ask me all about the HO Lauren March 4, 2009

Wake and Crank

Doing large amounts of cocaine early in the morning.

We woke up at 8am and did a pile of blow. Now thats what I call a wake and crank.

by Barry Clifton January 23, 2009

no cookies for old crankies

a term for no conutry for old men or someone who is being a brat whome you where going to give something to but now arent.

"if you keep acting that way there will be no cookies for old crankies"

by daveydogood April 4, 2009

Crank That Lion King

The prime example that a fad has gone too far. Usually done by 16-year-olds who think that Soulja Boy is the best thing since sliced bread. Sometimes done by grown men who need to seriously stop listening to Crank That and get a job.

"dewd dew you Crank That Lion King??? its so kewl its all liek YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU crank taht lion king tho i c wite ppl dew it on youtueb n tehy sux b/c al wite ppl sux @ dancin

stereotypes r fun!!!!"

by Panfan November 9, 2007

Crankle

Crease left in your ankle by socks or tapered pants. Not to be confused with Cankles

Damn son your socks are too tight, you got mad crankles

by King Joffe Joffa September 21, 2011

crankmeister

A large obtuse being who is a regular in the 'angry pants'

innocent bystander: Oh there goes 'insert crankmeisters name here' god he's a cranky bastard, and he needs a haircut.

innocent bystander 2: Too right he does, that fringe could kill

by danny88 October 1, 2007

Cranking Dat JonJon

Cumming into handful of toilet paper or paper towels, and then throwing it at the girls back so that is splatters and sticks to her back.

I'm thinking about Cranking Dat JonJon on mah gurl tonightt!!

by mouseftw. January 18, 2009