vacuuming the carpet

Woman giving her man a blowjob.
Giving getting head
Knob job

I can't believe she would vacuum your carpet.
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So Shelly did you vacuum his carpet yet?
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No one vacuumed my carpet that deep before Teresa.
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Don't interrupt me she is vacuuming the carpet.

by FatherTimeWarp November 27, 2011

carpet bomb

The act of trying it on with every girl in the club,works party,bar . until you strike it lucky.

John: man i really need to get laid tonight . Its been a month.

Paul: dont worry mate we will just carpet bomb the club it always works.

John: safe dude.

by discodan4321 November 30, 2009

carpet muncher

One who engages in cunnilingus, or oral sex by "eating out" a girl's vagina

Barb is a major carpet muncher. She has her own carpet cleaning business.

by Dylan W. April 10, 2006

cape deh

Pronounced 'cha-pe deh'. Some times pronounced 'eh-cha-pe deh'.

1. In Indonesian, literally, 'tired'.
2. For use in slang, it used to imply that if a joke is not funny, or
3. Said when we feel fed up by something.

1. I just ran 3 kilometers non-stop, cape deh!
2. A: Hey, what's green and has four wheels?
B: Dunno, what is it?
A: Grass, I lied about the wheels. Hahahahaha! Lollerskates...
B: Wadefak, cape deh...
3. Dude, I just failed my Math test. Cape deh...

by bebekunta March 25, 2008

carpet burn

What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie

I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!

by Hugh G Rection January 3, 2006

Rolling Carpet

When a female attempts to eat herself out by rolling up into a ball

When Cindy was rolling carpet last night, she missed and fell onto her side.

by Jason December 1, 2004

mushroom cape

the foreskin of an un-circumsized penis, which covers what would otherwise be a mushroom-shaped tip.

Adam and Tim are circumsized. Sam, however, still has his mushroom cape.

by Nyrat January 7, 2006