corkblocker

Someone who gets in the way from drinking your wine

Shit, my kid is such a corkblocker

by Cafm90 September 14, 2016

cockalockin

To walk around a bar or club trying to pick up women

Blaze picked her up last night while he was out cockalockin

by Soonerborn75 May 26, 2016

Cockablockalitis

Cock blocker

That woman has a severe case of cockablockalitis.

by Penis blocker September 28, 2017

Cockslocker

Someone who use their dick tip to text

Burt you're a CockSlocker!

by Cherryblossomqueer January 17, 2018

CockLocked

When a man likes a girl and wants all here “features” Badly and only her.

Man 1: “Dude, im CockLocked of sofia”

Man 2: “ Fight me cause i am too”

by PussySlayer604 May 3, 2018

Lockblocked

When COVID-19 restrictions stop you from getting a fuck

Was going to fuck this hottie, but the Delta-variant lockblocked me

by Deviantsdo August 6, 2021

Chocblocked

When you think a tasty snack contains chocolate chips and it turns out to be RAISINS!

"I thought I bought a chocolate chip cookie! Turns out they were raisins..."
"Damn man, you got totally chocblocked!"
"For real."

by mynameisbop November 12, 2021